Do you know what time it is?
Do you KNOW what time it is?
And you know what that means. No more eating a half dozen Krispy Kremes when the hot light is on, hiding in your car or otherwise.
That’s because pretty soon, this beach will be swarming with bikinis: moms, teens, tech support specialists, all in bikinis.
Like I’ve stated previously, I’m unsure of how to find mom-appropriate swimwear for less than $150 that still says, “Hey, I have a baby but I can still get all Solange Knowles! That’s right, I know what that means!”
One of the stores I cyber-window shop often came to mind the other night, but when I stopped by the website to look for beach wear, this was on the page.
But. I had to know. I found myself stumped by question #10, and although I questioned it’s applicability to finding my hip hop hottie, I was determined to see if it was Drake. I’ve always been pretty sure it’s Drake.
Like anyone even knows who Iyaz is. Now I feel extra old.
AND, hello? I already said in question #9 that wearing glasses inside was a deal breaker!
I lost momentum on my search after that. All I know now is that I have been shopping at the same websites as 15 year olds, and Brian lets me eat In N Out…in bed…before falling asleep and dreaming of looking like Alessandra. Which is sadder? You decide.
The quest continues.