Ahh yes, pool season…brings so many nicks to my legs, and new hurdles to motherhood.
Lathering a baby in sunscreen is kind of like greasing a pig. I would imagine.
The other babies in the pool probably assume Gus has some sort of skin discoloration disease because his mom can’t figure out how to completely rub in the sunscreen before he slips away to lick the chair. They are just dots of impenetrable sun protection.
And, question: how do you know when there is something other than water in a swim diaper?
Another question: what do moms wear to the pool? The Victoria’s Secret 2010 swimwear is left in some unseen corner of the dresser, and maternity swimsuits are not applicable here…so. Do moms wear Speedo brand for Michael Phelps speed in catching a pooping kid across the pool? Do moms wear goggles if they need to rescue a sunken Sophie? Do they wear the swimsuits with skirts attached? Do moms even wear swimsuits? I know they aren’t actually swimming, and I know for a fact they don’t lay out, so maybe just some kind of moisture wicking active wear is best for the pool.
I kept asking Gus, but he was busy emptying his diaper bag for 20 minutes.
Gus gave me his insight on motherly swimwear choices after we got home. While I was rocking him to sleep after the pool, he broke it down for me. He said, “Mommy, if you wear a:
wet suit, that would be ideal. I’m sure you can find one on eBay!”
bikini, you will remind me that I’m hungry all the time. It’s like a self serve ice cream machine on a cruise. ”
tankini, I will assume that the glaring white skin around your waist is a floaty and try and grab on when the water at the steps gets choppy.”
one-piece, you will have a perma-wedgie, because one-piece suits are not one size fits all. I don’t mind that, though, because you won’t be standing still long enough for anyone to notice…unless you stop chasing me and just let me eat those dead bugs I always find.”
We really bonded over our swimwear heart to heart. I like to think that, and not the afternoon of wading, was why he was extra cuddly all evening. I love that little head resting on my shoulder.
If there is a seasoned mother that has any suggestions other than wetsuits…