Choose your own caption for my post. Kind of like a “Choose Your Own Adventure.” So exciting.
–1.) Every year, Nordstrom’s Anniversary Sale rolls out while I’m on vacation, and every year, all it makes me want is tomato soup.
Not new anything. Just a tomato soup yearning.
That doesn’t help the “still larger than normal” from having Shayne cause. Is that why I’m loving shoes this year? If you know me a teensy, itty, bitty bitty bitty bit, you know I’m a shoe girl.
–2.) Every year, Nordstrom’s Anniversary Sale rolls out while I’m on vacation, and I see Instagram bloggers and think, “HOLY HELL. I KNOW IT’S THE SALE.” It inspires me to make a rap, but Brian says that “Hell” and “sale” don’t rhyme, unless you’re from rural Utah.
–3.) Every year, Nordstrom’s Anniversary Sale rolls out while I’m on vacation, and I think of when Brian worked there. The Anniversary Sale was a bit of a let down as most of the traffic is now online, resulting in a commission-based job taking a hit. If you want some good karma, call in your order to the store. They can even look up your credit card! That way, a salesperson gets the commission. You’re helping support a family, so buy way more shoes. (I always shop with Brooklyn in Las Vegas Fashion Show Mall if you want to give her a call personally. Hook a sister up. )
For all of the above reasons, I present to you: Ashton’s Fav (Almost Completely) Under $100 Nordstrom Sale Shoes!
(Chasing three kids leads to much more practical shoes. Also, I have never loved blush, because I am blush. The color of my skin is blush and Jergens; however, I have found a handful of blush-y pairs that I love.)