Life After Lashes: THE best, most affordable secret to long natural lashes

Most of your rants should stay between you and your Facebook feed.

BUT. If your complaints are about your lash length, especially those weeping little nubs post lash extensions, you have come to the right place. (I lovvve lash extensions. Every time I take them off, though, people are like, “Oh my gosh, are you sick?” No, you observant jerks. This is just the naked mole rat beauty that my husband has the pleasure of waking up to every morning during the regrowth.)

I posted about this serum, Grande Lash, hashtag life changing, maybe a year or so ago. I’ve had people ask me, “Hey, what was that one stuff?” three times this week, so I thought I’d post it again.

I’m telling you. Girl to girl. Or, woman to woman if we’re pretending to be mature. This stuff is tried and true, affordable, and THE best.

I just gifted some to a friend, and if I was Ellen or a gold digger, I would gift some to you. I put it on once in the morning, and once before bed. I just swipe it along my lash line like liquid eyeliner. In about six weeks, your lashes will be incredible.

Don’t worry, I asked my optometrist about it, and she read all the ingredients and said, “This isn’t even prescription…”

I know, lady. It’s just maaagic.

Anyway, she said it was totally fine.

Before Grande Lash, I spent a bajillion dollars (unless you’re my husband reading this, then, what? Wait, what?) on lash serums and mascaras. This one isn’t a bajillion dollars, or even on hundred dollars!

Get you some.

Please imagine me opening a side of my jacket in a dark alley when you click on this.

(And, if you’re interested, this is my all time favorite mascara I alwaysss come back to. I occasionally cheat on it with nicer mascaras, but, like that one cheating boyfriend of yours who wasn’t even that cute, I eventually realize the grass isn’t greener and always come back. Loreal Voluminous takes me back every time.)